Me and my American wife

Daughter: Daddy, mummy says the sandwiches are about to go into the press Me: Tell mummy it's not a press, it's a toaster Mummy: ... The difference in terminology between what Americans call things, versus what we say in South Africa is quite amusing at times. My favourite so far has got to be the …

Frosty the Snowman perpetuates The Man’s myth. What they don’t tell you is that the first snowman was black! Martin Show. (via nonchalante)